February 2012
clientsfromhell:
Client: You’ve broken our contract. I’m not paying.
Me: Why would you think I have broken our contract?
Client: The title of the site was “discover the undiscovered”, not “discover yourself”.
Me: Oh, my bad. Let me fix that.
Client: No, you’ve broken our contract. “Discover yourself” is too close to “f*ck yourself”. This shows me your attitude for this project.
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
